double entendre: Archive

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May 25th

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Sasquatch is in a week. All my mom said was,...

May 23rd

May 11th

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I guess I'm not single.

Apr 30th

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Wait 'til you see my dick.

Apr 30th

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Well, here's to being single again.

Apr 29th

Apr 8th

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Mar 24th

Mar 23rd

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finnsblog asked: Youre blog is algebraic

Mar 9th

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My fish is dead and I can’t have children. Good day, non?

Mar 1st

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Dear screaming baby, Scream one more time, I dare you. I have bleach that I’m not afraid to put in that juice cup. You’re mom is too distracted by her 800 calorie sundae. Make your move. Sincerely,

Feb 17th

Feb 13th

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The only thing my hard cover harry potter books are good for: 1. Propping up the slats under my broken bed. 2.

Feb 13th

action-sack asked: what's that story you had
of two people walking down the street
and a pterodactyl coming out and attacking them
it's why i followed you

Feb 10th

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Tell you what the N building is pretty creepy when you’re the only one in it.

Feb 10th

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I WROTE THE WRONG ESSAY. THIS ONE IS DUE NEXT WEEK. THE ONE I HAVE TO WRITE IS SOMETHING I HAVE NOT RESEARCHED. AND IT HAS TO BE TWICE AS LONG. FUCKYOURMOTHER.

Feb 10th

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Thankfully I can now borrow QFC’s wifi from work. So I can write this essay. And study for my statistics midterm. Have I mentioned how fucked I am?

Feb 10th

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Feb 9th

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Sarah you created a monster.

Feb 9th

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The first time I saw Beach House live, I had never heard of them before. And for the whole performance I was trying to figure out if it was a man or a woman singing.

Feb 9th

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and hellooooooo slater.

Feb 8th

What do you call guys who make women in the...

Single.

Feb 8th

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Feb 8th

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BUT WAIT THEY ARE GOING TO SASQUATCH ALL IS WELL!

Feb 8th

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And now I'm going to cry. Death from Above is back...

Feb 8th

DFA 1979 got back together.

kaminariboy: Holy shit. This is big news. Why isn’t everyone else acknowledging this?

Feb 8th

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can’t sleep so i’ve started thinking about all the things that are going wrong in my life

Feb 7th

Only thing I’m really going to miss about Baskin Robins when I quit is the tips. I’ve made at least sixty bucks in tips this week. It pretty much supports my smoking and fast food habits. And the regulars. My favorite is this forty year old guy with severe adhd who brings drum sticks wherever he goes. /rant.

Feb 7th

Feb 4th

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Today at work an indian gentleman on the phone...

Feb 3rd

anchorheart-deactivated20110731 asked: hi we should get tipsy sometime this week and marathon a tv show

i vote venture bros or something inappropriate like that

Feb 2nd

The "it's whatever" Chronicles: I'm gonna write a... →

irrelephantlyhappy: When I was driving home tonight I cut though the really dark part of my neighborhood after driving down to get food at the store. and the darkness made all of the stars look REALLY bright and now I wish that I had somebody to go stargaze with me. Like one of my dream things to do is to go… You don’t need a guy to do that. Sarah and I did that all summer last...

Feb 1st

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Jimmy Hendrix is not all that great. Frank Zappa...

Feb 1st

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